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To: mewzilla
One Square Crow: “Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who’s judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, “how bout just washing the one square out.”

LMAO!! Insert your own joke now.....

Drudge: Harry Reid's latest complaint about Bush policy: Iraqi children 'bed wetting, stuttering'...

82 posted on 04/23/2007 9:25:16 AM PDT by MaestroLC ("Let him who wants peace prepare for war."--Vegetius, A.D. Fourth Century)
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To: MaestroLC
Was Hillary dressed up for the occasion?

Holy crap, I can't believe that was part of an actual speech and not Mad TV or something.

86 posted on 04/23/2007 9:27:21 AM PDT by Dr.Deth
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To: MaestroLC
Speaking of Harry Reid, Michael Ramirez on the subject...


87 posted on 04/23/2007 9:27:48 AM PDT by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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