Laurie David & Sheryl Crow— they can’t spare one brain cell between ‘em.
A man walks into a bar and he’s really pissed. The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is. All he says is, “All lawyers are a$$holes.” A man sitting in the corner shouts, “I take offense to that!”
The pissed-off guy asks him, “Why? Are you a lawyer?”
He replies, “No, I’m an a$$hole.”