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It would be a bit different, but the theobromides are in the coco mass, so the psychopharmicological effects should be intact.

Maybe the coco butter could be replaced with a high Ω-3 oil?

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Maybe the coco butter could be replaced with a high Ω-3 oil?

Cod liver oil?

Maybe, just for good measure, grind up & add some Carter's Little (Liver) Pills, and some Lydia ("A baby in every bottle!") Pinkham's, all adjusted for one dose/'serving'.

An alternative would be Vegemite in every bite.

Thank you, I'll just keep my chocolate as a decadent, unhealthful, no socially redeeming features treat.