Because I have a very good working knowledge of how law enforcement works, and I understand what would interest them and what wouldn't. Your post, I'm afraid, simply isn't going to raise an eyebrow.
Are you willing to open yourself up for the FBI?
Open myself up? I'm not sure what that means, but I've certainly never opened myself up to anyone before, and I can't see me starting now.
Are you willing to risk anything no matter how small?
It would depend on how small is small, but I'd probably be willing to risk the small stuff.
Or do you just sit behind your keyboard tap tap tapping?
LOL ... when I type, there are no tap tap taps. It sounds like thunder!
I learned to type on an old WECO Teletype, Model 28 with about a half inch spring loaded drop on the keys and continued to use them for at least fifteen years. I can definitely identify with thunder on the keys.