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The youths really dig the way Rooty’s eyes nearly bulge out of his skull every time a new thought crosses his mind. They think it’s wicked cool.

You've noticed that too?! I thought that I was the only one. I hate watching him on TV because every few sentences his eyes go wide open like a deer caught in the headlights. Once you notice it, you can't unnotice it.

Hey...that gives me an idea. How about getting a bunch of video of Giuliani and splicing together all the bug-eye parts to some sort of silly music. The more people see that, the more people will notice and be annoyed by this bizarre facial contortions and will not be able to unnotice them. We'd know that we've achieved our goal if he's giving a serious campaign speech, but every time he goes bug-eyed in the speech it draws more and more giggles from the crowd.