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Will FR embrace socialism to make way for Rudy Giuliani as a Republican presidential candidate?
vanity | April 21, 2007 | Jim Robinson

Posted on 04/21/2007 6:42:25 PM PDT by Jim Robinson

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To: Brad's Gramma

Having to catch by breath...laughing.....luckily I had already finished my coffee...


12,741 posted on 04/27/2007 9:41:48 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Shyla

*hic*


12,742 posted on 04/27/2007 9:42:01 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (See HiJinx's tag line....then DO it!!!!)
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To: sissyjane

Whassamatta, sisyjane? WA too difficult to navigate?


12,743 posted on 04/27/2007 9:42:02 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (<------(My choice for President in 2008 - Click on my screen name)
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To: EveningStar

FingerMonkey is an absolute lunatic with no scrooples at all....honestly....who keeps monkies on their fingers! It is dangerous and makes typing very very difficult. I am calling PETA.


12,745 posted on 04/27/2007 9:42:38 PM PDT by Feiny (Fruitloops are Gay Cheerios)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

You BELIEVED me?????

Naaaaaaaa........


12,746 posted on 04/27/2007 9:42:50 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (See HiJinx's tag line....then DO it!!!!)
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To: sissyjane

If you want to get something off your chest, by all means I’ll be the punching bag, but you need to give me a little more than a few words with question marks...with all due respect.


12,747 posted on 04/27/2007 9:42:57 PM PDT by jedward (Mission '08 - Take back the House & Senate. No Negotiations...No Prisoners.)
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To: feinswinesuksass

Counts how quickly you run into any sharpened stakes...


12,748 posted on 04/27/2007 9:43:03 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: DaveLoneRanger

Go to your room.

:)


12,749 posted on 04/27/2007 9:43:14 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (See HiJinx's tag line....then DO it!!!!)
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To: EternalVigilance

Too drunk to hit spell check?


12,750 posted on 04/27/2007 9:43:18 PM PDT by sissyjane (Fred!!)
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To: roostercogburn

Again, Reagan’s shortcomings don’t excuse Rooty’s gross leftism.


12,751 posted on 04/27/2007 9:43:24 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (<------(My choice for President in 2008 - Click on my screen name)
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To: DaveLoneRanger; durasell

Oh C’mon Dave!!! If you’re gonna slam, do it RIGHT for goodness sake!!!!

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don’t you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I’ll bet you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You’re a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren’t an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been “right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.


12,752 posted on 04/27/2007 9:43:41 PM PDT by StarCMC (Honor military recruiters in all 50 states ~ May 19, 2007 ~ http://gatheringofeagles.org/?p=257)
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To: Brad's Gramma

still laughing...


12,753 posted on 04/27/2007 9:44:37 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

Wait’ll ya see what Star just posted!


12,754 posted on 04/27/2007 9:44:57 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (See HiJinx's tag line....then DO it!!!!)
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To: sissyjane

Sorry, but spellcheck wouldn’t have worked anyway for “sissyjane.”

I should have known how to spell it, since I’ve been seeing it mentioned here and there.

My apologies.


12,755 posted on 04/27/2007 9:45:01 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (<------(My choice for President in 2008 - Click on my screen name)
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To: feinswinesuksass

ROFLOL!


12,756 posted on 04/27/2007 9:45:05 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: StarCMC

CLAPTER


12,757 posted on 04/27/2007 9:45:24 PM PDT by Feiny (Fruitloops are Gay Cheerios)
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To: StarCMC

LOL...my favorite.slam.ever.


12,758 posted on 04/27/2007 9:45:25 PM PDT by Mrs.Liberty (Anyone who is more afraid for his own safety over the life of an unborn child is a coward)
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To: StarCMC

Such a classic piece of VK literature...


12,759 posted on 04/27/2007 9:45:28 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: feinswinesuksass

:-D


12,760 posted on 04/27/2007 9:46:05 PM PDT by StarCMC (Honor military recruiters in all 50 states ~ May 19, 2007 ~ http://gatheringofeagles.org/?p=257)
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