Watch me.
Cynicism doesn't require talent.
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Ouch! Remind me never to piss you off.
Maureen Dowd is also an extremely unattractive person. It's not so much because she's all that ugly in a physical sense.
At first glance some would say she's moderately attractive in an uptight, NY, she'd rather suck a thousand lemons than a single ****, too hip for the room-any room sort of a way.
It's her attitude that makes her ugly. Some people become more physically attractive the more you talk to or read them.
Maureen Dowd is the exact opposite. What little marginal beauty she does happen to possess fades away like the picture of Dorian Gray the longer you listen to her prattle on and on and on with that condescending attitude of hers.
After about 10 minutes of listening to her speak she drops so far out of the "I'd Hit It" pool she couldn't get laid in an SIU frat house during a kegger.
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