You may want to check the manufacture date before you buy your next made in China grill at Walmart. Chinese anyone?
One bad Chinese joke calls for another (totally unrelated to subject matter of thread). Please accept my apologies in advance:
Chinese Wedding Night
A Chinese man gets married. His wife is a virgin. Truth be told, he is not all that experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. “My darring” he says, “I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?” he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, “I want try somesing I hear about... Numbah 69”.
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks...
“You want... beef wiff broccori?!”