[sig226]

Actually it isn't. Fiji Water is becoming one of the biggest con jobs in the country. The marketing is steeped in self loathing. It is untouched by man and therefore holy. It also has silica in it, vividly disremembering when silica leaked out of breast implants and caused cancer . . .

If you ask some of the dedicated greenies who drink this water, they will inform you that water has memory and it remembers what was in it, even if the stuff was filtered out. And it feels different in your mouth . . .

I wish I could figure out a way to market my cat's turds as some greenie miracle product. They are naturally processed and I could use some extra income.

[Sarajevo]

I wish I could figure out a way to market my cat's turds as some greenie miracle product.

Cat-sh*t Cookie Cutter-Recycle Cat Crap and Please Fido in the Process