rewarded him with a 4.0 GPA.
What??? You're joking, right? You've GOT to be joking. I read that " Richard McBeef" play, and there's no way that goofball should have made it out of middle school. They didn't give him a 4.0. The fact that he was there at all after 3+ years, without a campus wide restraining order for general stupidity is probably cause for them to lose accreditation. They couldn't have given him a 4.0, could they???