[willgolfforfood]

I saw an article he penned about 25 years ago, maybe even 30 years. It was a long term projection of the fate of the universe. One of his postulates (I warned you this was long term):

"All matter in the universe will be composed of iron at 10^77 years from now."

The scary thing is that we're already 25 years closer to the time when we've all been turned into iron!!

[Dr.Deth]

I’m gonna start selling iron offsets.

[Freeport]

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years!

And your worried now...?!

Do you by chance wear aluminum foil on your head? Just asking....