1. "Moby Dick"
2. "The Prairie"
3. Some weird book by someone name Quin or Quinn, with a talking ape.
4. Ishmael in the Bible
5. Ismail in the Koran
6. Some web site that sells Virginia Tech sports tickets and clothing.
7. The name of a Turkish doctor who is a well known expert in mental disorders.
8. And now the physics thing.
Let me get a dart, so I can zero in on the most likely theory.