How To Defend Yoursel From Violent Attack:
LIBERAL WAY-
1) Cower in fear, while begging for your life.
2) Notify next-of-kin.
CONSERVATIVE WAY:
BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!
(reload)
BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!
Seven, reload, Seven more.
hmmm...Colt man I take it?