[Current Occupant]

I hope he wasn’t serious. That makes me ill also if so.

[Sensei Ern]

That 80% chance is figured this way:
Hitlery vs...
...Rudy: Hitlery wins because I voted third party.
...McCain: Hitlery wins because I voted third party.
...Mitt Romney: Hitlery wins because most moderates believe the DBM hype that he will turn everyone into polygamists.
...Hunter: Hunter wins because a majority of the USA voters come tot heir senses.