[Publius Valerius]

But the presence of a gun creates, in and of itself, the danger of gunfire.

It does? I've had a shotgun sitting in my closet for the past 10 years or so, and it's never once spontaneously fired. Same with my carry weapon. Never once spontaneously fired. No danger of gunfire whatsoever.

[Cvengr]

"I've had a shotgun sitting in my closet for the past 10 years or so, and it's never once spontaneously fired. "

Don't tell them if you place them in an SUV, or the odds will just multiply astronomically and cause all liberals to go into hysterics. ;^)