Slime? If I were a guy I’d consider this report more like a triple scoop sundae with all the trimmings.
One of my late husbands was precisely this kind of woman magnet. If I left my seat anywhere, some woman was in it when I got back.
And not just women. People who hated everybody, loved him.
Seems to me this is a good thing, particularly when you’re single.
Unforunately relaying that sentiment was neither the authors nor the posters intent.