[johnny7]

“ ...experts and political observers are wondering whether those well-photographed and widely documented performances -- and others -- could damage his campaign.

I wonder just how many “others” there were. Do it once and it's a joke... when it becomes your 'shtick'... that's another story altogether.

[tumblindice]

I never wanted to do this job, this whole mayor, politics gig in the first place!

I... I wanted to be...

A TRANSVESTITE!

He shows his knees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women’s clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I show my knees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I’d been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He shows his knees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What’s this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

CHORUS

All: He’s a transvestite, and he’s okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)

Sound Cue: The Liberty Bell March, by John Phillip Sousa.