A few years ago one of our town councilmen was running for reelection. He came home one day and found a washing machine in his driveway with a sign that said "You are all washed up". He went into a rage. Called the local police and demanded an investigation. Being their boss he had to comply. Turns out his own son and a buddy were the ones that put the washing machine in his driveway.
How embarrassing for him! Turns out his son was right too. The liberal Democrat was soundly beaten in the election.
What would be the crime; money laundering?