DON'T FEEL TOO SORRY FOR THE DUKIES

blogs.abcnews.com ^ | 4/12/07 | Terry Moran

[Oztrich Boy]

Their team specifically requested at least one white stripper.

"specifically requested"

1. We want two black strippers

2. We want two white strippers

3. We want two strippers. one black, one white

4. We want two strippers, at least one white

Which seems like the most unlikely specific request?

[lawdude]

“Nifong is a typical DA. No worse then average.”

There is/was a Prosecutor in Phoenix that had been shacking up with a Hell’s Angel Gang member. He booted her ass out. She became a hard ass pursuer of bike gang members for even the smallest of crimes. Most were pure-D BS and every one laughed at her. But pursue she did. Conviction rate sucked.

First class ass like nifong.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

That’s much higher than I heard, I thought it was over $500K each, and I think I heard one’s was $675K. Still. That’s intensely serious dough for 98.5+% of the population.

[tang-soo]

I suppose Terry Moran lives a life of uprightness and virtue and has never partied in his life or had a glass of anything alcoholic.

This scene comes to mind. See if you can identify ...

Doug: Hi there, fellows. Meet Ken and Lonny.

Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet... Mohammet, Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.

Grab a seat and make yourselves at home.

Don't be shy about helping yourselves to punch and cookies.

Clue: Doug is said to have been fragged by his own troops years later.

[gcruse]

bump

[Joe 6-pack]

"The young men were able to retain a battery of top-flight attorneys, investigators and media strategists."

If you're a black ex-NFL star accused of slashing your ex-wife's throat and killing her boyfriend, this is a good thing.

If you're a white college lacrosse player accused of raping a stripper you're stigmatized for it.