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To: forty_years
He can't seriously think that the swimming directions were anything other than a prank inserted by a programmer. But anyway, this one was hilarious:

An early experiment with artificial intelligence took Matthew's (26:41) "The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak," and fed it into a program for translation from English to Russian and back to English. The output: "The vodka is good, but the steak is lousy."

2 posted on 04/13/2007 12:17:03 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Wise men don't need to debate; men who need to debate are not wise." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: Mr. Jeeves

Best joke I’ve heard all day.


13 posted on 04/13/2007 12:34:35 PM PDT by Silly (plasticpie.com)
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A buddy at work sent this to me yesterday. Too bad driving directions to other popular destinations don’t include swim time.

I tried SFO to Honolulu no luck. I tried LA to Catalina Island. Nothing. Oh well, still good for a laugh.


17 posted on 04/13/2007 12:48:16 PM PDT by SFC Chromey (We are at war with Islamofascists, now ACT LIKE IT!)
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