[Major_Risktaker]

Q: So, why did the Miss Black USA Pageant only have 49 contestants?

A: Because no one wanted to wear the “I-DA-HO” sash......

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Anne Coulter: You two ladies look awfully interesting. Are you Indians?
Woman #1: Yes, I'm a Navajo.
Woman #2: I'm an Arapahoe.
Anne Couter: What a coincidence! I'm a right-wing ho!

(Does this mean I’m going to get fired now?)

Relax,, I'm an Ann Coulter Fan...Just Joking...

[netmilsmom]

Yes, you will be fired because you said “Indian” instead of Native American.