“He better not bend over to pick up a bar of soap!”
Why do I think he’d enjoy it?
There was a ‘70’s song that went something like:
Nifong’s Song
“Ever since the day I was thrown in the can,
well, I’ve had a tough time proving I’m a man.
These guards don’t try to keep me safe from harm
‘cause all these inmates gather ‘round me like a swarm.
I’m looking for the day someone posts my bail
‘cause I can’t live day by day just to protect my tail.
My luck is like a stick in the ocean,
I’ve been bobbing like a cork and can’t get rid of the motion.
They say....
Drop the soap. Don’t drop the soap, baby.
Drop the soap. Don’t tip yourself over.
Drop the soap. Don’t drop the soap, baby.
SOOO-—O-—O——OAP”