There are a lot of aspects of Nancy that are “alternate.”
Well, saudi prince's publication, it may not be productive to you, but we've sure killed a lot of your relatives who are saudi-grown and saudi-financed terrorists, madrassa graduates, and all-around muslim psychopaths. I think we'll stay the course for now, or perhaps ramp things up a bit.
Soon, she will demand that she be called “Madam Co-President”