This is almost as funny as PDiddy on Conan the other night. He was going on and on about his skin care routine (he air dries after his morning bath) - and actually made Conan rub his arm to show he "has probably the softest skin in the world". Then he ran to the audience so they could feel him.
That and switching his sunglasses in the middle of the interview had me laughing at his attempt to look important