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To: George W. Bush
Every time you turn on an electric light, you are making another ... baby

Here's the funny part. When massive power outages occur, more babies are born nine months later than would be otherwise. This is a documented phenomenon the world over. No power = more babies (ie nothing better to do with the darkness).

So really, she's 180 deg out of phase. It's the turning OFF of the lights that makes babies.

17 posted on 04/10/2007 7:40:47 AM PDT by cinives (On some planets what I do is considered normal.)
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To: cinives

You might be on to something in the converse. The recent temperature increase started around the time of Roe vs Wade. Liberaldom needs to be convinced with flashy charts to amend their warming ways.


39 posted on 04/10/2007 7:47:14 AM PDT by DancesWithBolsheviks (Demands, marches and media sob stories diminish my compassion.)
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To: cinives

So really, she’s 180 deg out of phase. It’s the turning OFF of the lights that makes babies.

It’s turning off the TV’s that creates babies ...

With the TV on, people don’t need to (nor want to) think, move, react, or interact with other people nearby ...


146 posted on 04/10/2007 2:29:38 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: cinives

“When massive power outages occur, more babies are born nine months later than would be otherwise.”

Not in Texas! When that AC goes out, so does the passion.


286 posted on 04/19/2007 1:47:48 PM PDT by wolfcreek (DON'T MESS WITH A NATION IN NEED OF MEDICATION !)
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