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To: EX52D; Utilizer; stephenjohnbanker; Czar; Brad's Gramma

April 11, 2007

Here are the meanings of what words women say and what they really mean.

Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1).

Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say “You’re welcome.”

Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying “%@&* YOU!”

Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “what’s wrong” - for the woman’s response, refer to #3.

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231 posted on 04/11/2007 11:07:19 AM PDT by B4Ranch ("Steer clear of entangling alliances with any portion of the foreign world." -George Washington-)
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To: B4Ranch

Danger duly noted, thanks : )


266 posted on 04/11/2007 1:02:46 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
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To: B4Ranch

Your wife called.

She said to tell you to have a B-I-G glass of water.


269 posted on 04/11/2007 3:05:39 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (DUNCAN HUNTER FOR PRESIDENT! http://www.gohunter08.com/Home.aspx)
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