Once Fred Thompson gets the nod, FNC should just put him on a stage with a Hillary blow up doll, thighs and all and have a pull string on the doll that a gaffer pulls for canned responses:
“You know blah”
“Support the troops blah”
“Kyoto blah”
“Sustainable blah”
“For the children blah”
“100,000 strong women blah”
“Vast conspiracy blah”
“blah blah”
Here is the model for the "blow-up" doll.
It will take a lot of blowing to get those thighs and calves up to full size.