[pfony1]

As a sign of its 1000% commitment to environmentalism, Vanity Fair should cease publishing its magazine on paper, the production of which generates CO2 and steam (a REAL greenhouse gas).

I think there is a certain rough justice in requiring that Vanity Fair’s “hit pieces” be engraved on stone tablets.

[Larry Lucido]

I’m sure VF purchases carbon indulgences, I mean, credits, and therefore has a zero “carbon footprint.”

[Ole Okie]

I think there is a certain rough justice in requiring that Vanity Fair’s “hit pieces” be engraved on stone tablets.

Wow. The Ten Vanity Commandments?