Don’t hurt your arm patting yourself on the butt - um, I mean, the back . . . I find you memorable because you can’t differentiate the back from the butt, which would make you less than helpful at watching my back or kicking someone’s butt for me.
Until today, you were the only person I know to suffer from this malady. Now you have company!
Let me guess.....you were engaged in a debate with another person on this subject, and they were out thinking you on a regular basis, and wasted your time with those pesky facts, so you siezed upon one item that does not make a hill of beans in this debate, and tried to use it as a hammer to try to make the person who outsmarted you look stupid. Sorry, does not work with intellegent people. See ya around