[SandRat]

Ain’t Socialized medicine grand. You get an operation and a take home prize.

[Stoat]

Ain’t Socialized medicine grand. You get an operation and a take home prize.

I'm guessing that most patients might prefer a cute stuffed animal toy* or a stylish coffee mug* with the hospital's logo on it, but I suppose that in a Government-run system there is not quite that range of choice    :-)

 

*Providing it's something that is willingly carried and not permanently attached   :-)