[MelonFarmerJ]

'Lessee, now. Was that pi are squared or pi are rounded?' 'Round, idiot! Cobbler are squared.' 'Righto, Ricky. Make that 3.0 even.

ROFLMAO! Anyway, it's sorta scary in a way, scientists trying to replicate the "Big Bang" and making elemental mistakes like this. Global warming: it just might happen with another Big Bang........

[Eastbound]

Heh. Something like a child building his first sand castle, not knowing about the tides.

[Eastbound]

Sounds like a good plot for a Star Trek movie.

'Warp speed, Sulu!'
'Sorry, Captain. We can't get any traction.'
'Okay, head for that cinder pile over there.'
'But Captain. That's the galaxy cemetery and a burial is in progress.'
'Planet Earth, I'd guess. Those Brits again, I suppose.'
'Durn! There go my frequent flyer miles.'