[Brilliant]

“people will categorize all Hispanics as drunken drivers and unauthorized immigrants.”

“Unauthorized immigrants?” So “illegal aliens” is out, and “illegal immigrants” is out. Let’s try “unauthorized immigrants,” and see if that is less insulting.

[mewzilla]

If I were those folks, I’d be more worried about being hit by a drunk driver.

[FastCoyote]

Let’s try “unauthorized immigrants,”

maybe “differently legal citizens”

sort of like differently abled persons

[pillut48]

So I guess a bank robber will now be known as a “cash withdrawal manager”?? Sheesh. Call a spade a spade already instead of all these mealy-mouthed euphemisms!! >:-(

[politicalwit]

How about this....”A drunken Mexican citizen that entered the US illegally, perhaps obtained a license illegally and is the principle in a double vehicular homocide.”...naw, drunken illegal alien is easier.

[org.whodat]

Let’s try “unauthorized immigrants,” and see if that is less insulting.

[non-anonymous]

I think “happenstance herecomer” has a nifty ring to it.

[hardworking]

Uh, I would like to become an ‘unauthorized immigrant’ to your country please. Oh, you don’t allow that? Well, well, I guess the U.S. is the only country that has to allow ‘unauthorized immigrants’ because, well, you know, we are such a bad country and would be criticized if we didn’t allow ‘unauthorized’ immigrants.

[oldbill]

So “illegal aliens” is out, and “illegal immigrants” is out. Let’s try “unauthorized immigrants,” and see if that is less insulting.

How about "pre-amnestied newcomers"?