Go here: http://www.dhmo.org/
Download all of their info and start a petition drive to help ban Dihydrogen Monoxide.
The left loves to sign those petitions, then when they are all worked up about it you get to tell them that Dihydrogen Monoxide is good ol' H2O.
I loved Dixie Lee Ray’s book from two decades ago...warnings on water were in there as well, LOL.