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To: dennisw
During his opening monologue the other nite, Jay Leno said (paraphrased):

The other day a golden retriever saved his master's life by doing the Heimlich Maneuver to dislodge a piece of apple choking her....now see, that's the difference between a dog and a cat.

The cat would have wait for her to die, then eat her chicken! ROFL!

16 posted on 04/06/2007 8:15:47 AM PDT by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: DCPatriot
The cat would have wait for her to die, then eat her chicken! ROFL!

Then start swatting the toe tag as the M.E. rolled the body out.

18 posted on 04/06/2007 8:17:39 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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