[proxy_user]

I you’re going in for this kind of thing, how about The Sound and the Fury?

You won’t read that in the 9th grade - or at least it’s not part of the official curriculum.

[Chuck Dent]

"Unbutton it Versh. She said.
"Dont you do it, Versh. Quentin said.
"Taint none of my dress." Versh said.

Problem is, you gotta read every line a few times over.