[Shrek bursts into Fionas and Farquads wedding]
Lord Farquad: Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?
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Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet! I'm a real boy!
[nose grows]
Captain of Guards: Five schillings for the possessed toy. Take it away!
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[The seven dwarves have placed Snow White in the table]
Shrek: Oh, no no no no. Dead broad OFF the table!.
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GINGERBREAD MAN: No! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
FARQUAAD: Alright, then. Who's hiding them?
GINGERBREAD MAN: Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know...the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man: She's married to the muffin man--
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?!?
Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
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[about Snow White]
Magic Mirror: Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy.
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Donkey: I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'.
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Lord Farquaad: Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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Donkey: You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now.
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[The dragon has eaten Lord Farquad and spits out his crown] Donkey: Celebrity marriages; they never last, do they?
Ok that’s a funny movie,Thanks gitmo.