The country is so small that Rhode Island could beat the crap out of it in a war. It’s .95 cents from one end of the country to the other...this is NOT a big place. They recently had the whole country carpeted.
"Arthur, It's time for you to go up".
"Auh, that's easy for you to say, you don't have a closet full of short pants; by the way, did I introduce you to Princess Gloria?"