Tied to the hood of a car, speeding head on into traffic, Harry Reid wouldn’t stop screaming.
“Could you be quiet for a second?” Bush was doing the best he could to avoid a head on collision as he steered the car. “I’m just trying to get your attention to explain something to you. See, you say the war is a huge waste, and yet you want to fund it for a year with a date set for certain failure. I really think the whole reason you’re doing this is for political purposes and to appease those wiener kids on the internets. You understand what I’m saying?”
As he saw more headlights racing towards him and narrowly missing, Harry Reid continued to scream.
“If you had any integrity — or balls — you’d either vote to defund the war now or get off my back. Now hold on; we’re going into a tunnel.”
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