"Now, as EVERYONE knows, when I was Co-Presid-"
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"Uhm... uh, what was that?"
"That wasn't me, was it?"
"Okay, everyone, it's at about this high, so if you all crouch down..."
"Now, really, you all don't have to lean back THAT far.."