[Optimill]

Assuming the article has it's facts correct (I don't have a link to a native source article and don't know French), how much CO2 will the helicopter pump out as they look for those rogue BBQ parties???

[Axenolith]

New Grill List:
1) Grill
2) Tongs
3) Meat
4) FIM-92 Stinger
5) 20mm Oerlikon

[HereInTheHeartland]

“The local authorities plan to monitor compliance with the new tax legislation from helicopters, whose thermal sensors will detect burning grills.”

This just has to be a Onion story.

They would fly helicopters to monitor people grilling a hamburger! Now that’s creative writing!
The writer of this spoof thinks that people would’t figure out the absurdity of a helicopter burning fuel to make sure someone wasn’t burning charcoal?

[Adams]

California’s legislature will take this and run with it................until they realize their helicopters will be nailing mostly illegal aliens in East LA, who love to barbecue.

[38special]

Geez, our town charges $10 for a garage sale permit. Is there really any difference?

[dfwgator]

You try to do that in Texas, and you’ll have a war on your hands.

[BuffaloJack]

I suppose that after the BBQ, they will start going after teenagers lighting flatulance bursts.
What about the cigarettes? I don’t think I’ve ever see a European without a cigarette sticking out of their mouth.

[dirtbiker]

Assuming the article has it's facts correct (I don't have a link to a native source article and don't know French), how much CO2 will the helicopter pump out as they look for those rogue BBQ parties???

EXACTLY! This was my first thought as well....my BBQ will put out less CO2 in a year than that chopper will just warming up....

Proof that ALL "global warming" is a scheme by the government to squeeze more tax money out of it's citizens while exerting more control over them....and that Algore is a moron....