He did scare the pants off his mom when he brought home a list of Catholic churches in his neighborhood. When she found out I gave it to him as a joke she yelled at me pretty loud, but his Dad saw the humor in it and saved my neck.
I can hardly imagine that being the most trouble you had to deal with. I went to a public school that was so liberal that if you were Christian you had to keep your mouth shut 24/7 or risk getting suspended for “religious intolerance” (code word for religion) which any student could accuse you of and you would be punished without prior investigation. If a teacher decided to accuse you of “religious intolerance”, you could be presented before the police or even expelled.