Near the resort where my wife adn I invested, there is a law firm called Allen, Allen, Allen, and Allen.
"May I speak to Mr. Allen, please?"
"I'm sorry, he's on vasation."
"Well, then, may I speak to Mr. Allen?"
"He's in court."
"Well, then, may I speak to Mr. Allen?"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Allen is out to lunch."
"Then may I speak with Mr. Allne, plese?"
"Speaking."
LOLOL!