Japan Tried To Build "Ontological Bomb"

The Asahi Chinbun ^ | 2007.04.01 | Tsukino Uso

[B-Chan]

I found the documents online, but the server I found them at is now 404ing me. Apparently the project was canceled. Has anyone else got any info on this?

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[JRios1968]

Has anyone else got any info on this?

Indeed...but before I can tell you more, make sure you look at your calendar...

[GSlob]

It froze you out because you haven't sent a donation, as is the universal practice with all the theopotential developments.

[Cold Heart]

I guess it worked, it made the project not be

[joshhiggins]

make sure you look at your calendar..

My calendar!

It's gone!

It just ceased to exist!

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

They should've tried harder.

[panzer_grey]

[ProtectOurFreedom]

How I wish I had an ontological bomb today. I'd make my neighbor's infernal wind chimes simply "not be."

[Lancey Howard]

LOL, April fool!

[Porterville]

sure.. a "not be" bomb.... right...

[GOP_Party_Animal]

LOL

[Lancey Howard]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1810086/posts

[badpacifist]

How would you test that? Hey... anyone heard of Cindy Sheehan lately? Maybe it works.

[Slump Tester]

Note to self - Always make sure all ontological bombs are up to code and properly grounded.

[Robe]

I found this particular passage quite provoking

ロナウジーニョ、バルセロナとの契約履行が確実に 2007年04月02日01時36分 　サッカー、スペイン１部リーグのバルセロナに所属するロナウジーニョがチームとの残る３年間の契約を履行することが３１日、確実になった。同選手の代理人が同日、クラブ幹部との話し合いで合意した、と地元メディアが報じた。 　ロナウジーニョはバルセロナ退団後にイタリア１部リーグ（セリエＡ）ＡＣミランに移籍

[Grut]

Finally! An answer to flatulence in elevators!

[snowsislander]

Uso-san is a very interesting author. ;-)

April 1st is turning into a long day.

[Redcloak]

So in other words, they were going to send any incoming DPRK missiles into the corn field.

[MindBender26]

Cannot believe CIA would publish a document with a glaring type in the second paragraph: ...."development project ofa nature"....

It's fair looking BS.

[MindBender26]

type = typo