To: Stoat
. . . had been arrested last November under a provision against sleeping within 500 feet of feces or urine. My bathroom isn't anywhere near 500 feet away from my bedroom (more like 12-15 feet) . . . .come arrest me!
To: WIladyconservative
. . . had been arrested last November under a provision against sleeping within 500 feet of feces or urine. My bathroom isn't anywhere near 500 feet away from my bedroom (more like 12-15 feet) . . . .come arrest me!
The anti-smoking zealots are feverishly working on ways to enact legislation that would allow exactly such a fate for smokers who dare to light up in their own homes, so I have no doubt that eventually your wish may be granted :-)
17 posted on
04/01/2007 11:10:15 AM PDT by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
To: WIladyconservative
" had been arrested last November under a provision against sleeping within 500 feet of feces or urine."
Little kids who crap in their diapers are now crimminals.
19 posted on
04/01/2007 11:13:14 AM PDT by
Rb ver. 2.0
(A day in the country is better than a week in town.)
To: WIladyconservative
My bathroom isn't anywhere near 500 feet away from my bedroom (more like 12-15 feet) . . . .come arrest me!Gee whiz! You had better make sure the commode gets flushed!!!
12 to 15 feet? Is that a midemeanor or a felony (if caught with unflushed stool)?
24 posted on
04/01/2007 11:52:13 AM PDT by
Ole Okie
To: WIladyconservative
My bathroom isn't anywhere near 500 feet away from my bedroom (more like 12-15 feet) . . . .come arrest me! And THAT's the story, not the settlement. The assclown politicians who pass these laws should be kicked out on to the street.
46 posted on
04/01/2007 2:31:03 PM PDT by
Wolfie
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