"I'm not saying what you do is useless, I'm saying what you do is easy."
How about this one: you pay me money,
I'd rather have it taken by force, with accounting done every mid-April.
I tell you how to live your life down to the minutest detail.
I keep forgetting, should I eat bran and drink caffiene or both or some combination of them? It's so hard to keep up with "science" these days.
If you do everything I say, never contradict me, and keep paying me, you get a swell prize after you're dead.
One should have something to look forward to after the shuffling of the mortal coil, otherwise they'll realize in their dotage there's nothing left except to take out as many enemies out as possible. In fact, reason would command it.
AmishDude: "I'm not saying what you do is useless, I'm saying what you do is easy."
I take it from your non-answer that you know how silly your assertion was.
Gumlegs: How about this one: you pay me money,
AD: I'd rather have it taken by force, with accounting done every mid-April.
That aligns you with William Jennings Bryan in another way.
Gumlegs: I tell you how to live your life down to the minutest detail.
AD: I keep forgetting, should I eat bran and drink caffiene or both or some combination of them? It's so hard to keep up with "science" these days.
No need. Just consult the list of “unclean” foods in your Bible. But don’t wear your linsey-woolsey shirt while doing it.
Gumlegs: If you do everything I say, never contradict me, and keep paying me, you get a swell prize after you're dead.
AD: One should have something to look forward to after the shuffling of the mortal coil, otherwise they'll realize in their dotage there's nothing left except to take out as many enemies out as possible. In fact, reason would command it.
If that’s your idea of what reason is, I’m glad you avoid it.