Rudy is as likely to get the nomination as I am.
Suggested Campaign Slogan:
"A Kournikova in every garage!"
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"Rudy is as likely to get the nomination as I am."
I hereby nominate pissant for president of all ants and most Uncles.
Now, about Rudy.
If you're running (haven't seen you in the polling), I'll give a unsolicited piece of advice.
Change your name.