[NittanyLion]

I read someplace that all of the dead animals were exposed to high doses of dihydrogen monoxide. Maybe thats it.

Good Lord! I just ingested dihydrogen monoxide in my coffee this morning, and again with lunch. And last night after my 6 mile run...I don't even want to think about it. Am I at risk?

[Ramius]

OH man... sounds like potential trouble.

Maybe you could dilute it with something.

[Nik Naym]

I just bought a box of instant dihydrogen monoxide and I can't figure out what to add!