Let's see, the Army was suppose to implode in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006...
Still waiting, waiting, waiting for said implosion.....
Well, according to the ads; it's an Army of One. So as long as there's at least "one" in uniform; we have an Army. :-|
Silly boy.
All those uneducated misfits who couldn't get a real job like John Kerry.
They were soundly defeated in '91 by the Elite Republican Guard.
All that stuff you see on TV is just a fabrication made on a sound stage in Nevada.
Well, they sent the Army in without armored Humvees. You know, the ones that replaced the armored Jeeps of old.
Oh, wait. The old Jeeps weren't armored. Ah, minor point.