With friends like these...
Bush on phone: "No wait a cotton-pickin minute, King." King: "Cotton-pickin....hmmmm...is that racist comment?" Bush: "Uhhhh...let's not deviationalize from the subject, your honor." King: "George, hang on a sec, I've got another call coming in." (click) Imanutjob??" Tehran Prez: "Yo,...hey oil is pushing $70 a barrel. What do you want me to do?" King: "Okay, at $75, at least I know all my wives children's education will be paid for at Oxford and Harvard, then we will back down tensions. Tell bin Laden to still lay low. And tell Musharaff to shut his trap. He is wearing me out." Tehran Prez: "Got it. And may Allah bless......." King (cutting him off): "Yeah yeah yeah...gotta go."
That's the picture I was referring to.