Bwahahahaha, you need to write jokes for TV. That was funny!
Nothing could be worse than writing jokes for TV, or being a syndicated cartoonist - every day, day in and day out, one has to produce a joke [or a cartoon strip] - and what to do if one is "dry"? Jokes created "to order" could be compared to forced sex - the quality suffers dramatically, and they are no fun at all.